Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...