Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...