First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...