What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
The strange Christmas scene
|In a small southern town there was a “Nativity Scene” that showed great skill...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...