What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Criminal steals lumber
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3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...