Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and...