cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...