Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...