When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...