Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...