New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
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The Taxi Driver
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The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
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Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...