Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...