A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”