Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...