Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...