Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity