The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...