Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!