The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
During the World War II…
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...