The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...