First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
The Priest
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Getting a new deputy
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tadpole feel lonely
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Men Like BMWs
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Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...