Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...