The Apple explosion
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Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...