If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...