Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!