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Clinton Q -n A’s!
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Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Polish Groom Is:
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Men vs Women (long classic!)
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A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
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Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Valentines, Redneck Style
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