It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...