Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...