Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...