The New Hunter
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...