I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...