Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...