Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...