Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...