spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...