Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...