How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”