Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...