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Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...