slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted