What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Very hostile farmer
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What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...