Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Star Wars Remastered
The Top 15 Surprises in the Re-Mastered “Star Wars”15 New scene in which Chewbacca...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...