More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...