Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9....
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...