Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...