George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...