Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
Cry Baby
Knock Knock…Who’s There?Boo…Boo Who?Stop crying it’s just a joke!
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...