You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...