Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
You’re not going to believe this!
A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...