How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Shortest Book of the Month
Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan’s “Memories”
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...